So this might be a terrible, terrible idea, but hell, YOLO, right? Haha, just kidding. I don’t actually say things like that. Anyway, if you feel the need to get into contact with me in some way other than in the comments (like, say, if you love my writing and you want to pay me to write books and short stories and poems forever and ever amen, or you just want some form of human contact, or you think I’m cool and want to tell me so), then go ahead and shoot me an email at:
and I will try to get back to you as soon as possible.